Let’s talk about makeup… why not. Here’s a Youtube video showing a guy trying to do his girlfriend’s makeup:
As you can see, it does not go well. I’m a guy and I don’t know anything about makeup either. But I’m going to pretend like I do and give unsolicited makeup advice to all the girlies out there.
Natural Beauty
This is definitely out of fashion. Nowadays it’s all about wearing a face over your face.
Wearing a face over your face
First you apply foundation. Now it looks like you have foundation all over your face. Solution: Apply concealer to conceal the fact that you just put foundation all over your face. Ok.
Time to apply more layers of stuff to your face. Powder? Why not. Of course the problem with powder is that it makes you look a little too pale and almost undead. So it’s time for another layer of makeup… add some blush so there is some color in your face. Welcome back to the land of the living.
And while you’re add it, you might as well throw on a layer of bronzer to give you that healthy orange glow. (But just on the face only… it’s not like the rest of your body would get tanned at the same time.)
Eyebrows
Remove them. Draw a line where they used to be.
Eyelashes
Length matters right? Aren’t you glad you’re female because you can simply glue longer ones on? (I know… guys can’t just glue stuff on for more length. Doesn’t work like that.)
Hair
The grass is always greener on the other side.
You have straight hair? You should curl it.
You have curly hair? You should straighten it.
You’re not sure which looks better? Make part of your hair straight and part of it curly.
Personality
Oh sorry, there’s no makeup for that.
Conclusion
I’m not sure if there is a point to this post. But you should probably never let me near your face.
