The Dark Knight Rises

The third Batman film by Christopher Nolan is simply… more awesomeness.  There’s so much awesomeness that it’s almost 3 hours long and your bladder may not be able to handle it.

A storm is coming... or something.

Catwoman in this film is badass.  Anne Hathaway plays a femme fatale who can handle her own business but at the same time is sometimes conflicted about her choices.  She kicks a lot of people in the face and blows stuff up (there is a lot of both in this film).  Bane is the central villain and is more of a terrorist/revolutionary/mastermind than a beefy muscle dude.  And then the cast of Inception shows up.   Marion Cotillard plays Miranda Tate, a rich chick.  Bruce Wayne’s butler suggests that he move on from his dead ex-lover and get himself a piece of that billionaire philanthropist booty.  (Ok so I’m describing the plot very loosely here.)  Joseph Gordon-Levitt plays Blake, one of the good guy cops.  Here’s a picture of him with a gun making a pouty face.

Blake holding a gun and making a pouty face.

To summarize:

  • Lots of action sequences
  • Lots of stuff blowing up
  • Crazy plot twists
  • Batman gets new toys
  • Lots of thematic elements.  Is it right to create heroes out of false idols (Harvey Dent)?  Does Bruce Wayne need to get out of the house more?
  • Lots of eye shadow whenever Batman has his mask on

So go watch it!  But go to the bathroom first.

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