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Once again, this week I’m having a hard time coming up with 600 words worth writing. Some might say that I have yet to accomplish that feat in the entirety of my time on this column, but those people are cruel and should not be acknowledged. They’re more afraid of me than I am of them. Etc.
Yet again, I am turning to that old standby source of inspiration, Matt Jones. In his post yesterday, he asked his readers to pick the best female protagonist in geek media. The problem is I’m actually having a hard time narrowing it down.
First off, I’m going to eliminate any and all video game characters. In most cases, video game characters owe a lot to your choices and to what you bring to the character. I’m sure there will be people you can make convincing arguments for Lara Croft, Joanna Dark, and Fem Shep, I’m just not one of them.
That just leaves us with movies, novels, TV shows, and comic books. Easy answers are Xena, Ripley and Scully, but I’m not a huge fan of Xena, the Alien franchise, or X-Files so those are out. I love me some Battlestar and I seriously considered Six or Starbuck, but their character arcs get a little wonky as the show goes on. (Trying to avoid spoilers…) I think of all the women on BSG, Laura Roslin has the strongest case for being a great female protagonist. She is a strong leader, she bravely deals with cancer, and is incredibly compassionate. I would vote for her in a heartbeat.
Everyone knows my love of Star Trek, so you might think I’d turn to the Federation for my pick. Unfortunately, there aren’t a heck of a lot of good female characters on those shows. Captain Janeway is probably the first one that comes to mind, but she was on that franchise killer Voyager so it disqualifies her immediately. Same goes for Seven of Nine, B’Elanna Torres, and Kes. I’m also extending the disqualifications to Enterprise, so T’Pol and Hoshi. Finally, anyone who thinks Uhura and Nurse Chapel from the original series still qualify as strong female protagonists needs to get their warp core breached.
That leaves The Next Generation and Deep Space Nine. Troi ended up being a decent character, but she started off pretty weak sauce. Dr. Crusher is fine, but doesn’t have much going on. Major Kira, I think, is the only one who stands a chance against the other women on this blog. She has a really interesting back story, she’s tough, and she has a great progression throughout the series. But, she still doesn’t quite make the top of the list.
Comic books are probably the first place that you expected me to turn to for strong female protagonists. Not because the medium is known for them, but because that’s what my columns are usually about. And, there are certainly some great female leads in superhero books – Wonder Woman, Storm, Batwoman, The Invisible Woman, Power Girl, and The Black Widow to name a few. But, because of the ever changing creative teams of comic books it’s often hard to pin a character down. Wonder Woman in particular is an ever changing character. Every creative team seems to have a whole new take on her. So, I guess I’m excluding comics too.
Well, superhero comics anyway. The character I’ve decided to go with does have her own comic book. But, she’s probably best known for her TV series – Buffy: The Vamprie Slayer. I know, not exactly a bold choice. The thing is, she is too great a character not to pick her. She’s funny, and strong, and very relatable. But, she also fights weird shit like zombies, demons and, obviously, vampires. She has a great collection of friends and enemies that come together and make her an even stronger character. I don’t know how anyone could consistently watch the show and not love her.
Anyway Matt, that’s my pick. She could kick your pick’s ass.
Graham Becksted likes the ladies. He is the author of Graham’s Grumbles the second blog by that name that is listed in Google results when you search for Graham’s Grumbles. If you would like to be his 71st follower (thank you, bots), he can be followed on Twitter @GrahamBecksted.
Sci-fi and fantasy fans have traditionally been marginalized by society. Outcasts and nerds – mocked in TV and high school. Eventually, they started conventions and message boards where they could gather and marginalize each other.
Now, not only are nerds not marginalized, they run the show. Who would have thought that, other than a romantic comedy about a sinking ship, all of the top grossing films in the world are nerd centric. They feature aliens, robots, pirates, witches, wonderlands, and Batman. As mentioned above, though, we can’t all just get along.
There’s no more iconic a nerd division than the idea that there are Star Wars fans and Star Trek fans and that’s that. If you like one, you can’t possibly like the other. In fact, you have to hate the other. And, at first glance, I can understand why. Star Wars features a galaxy where everything is dirty, and mismatched, and the bad guys are a crisp, regimented government. Star Trek is about guys who work in a crisp, clean government who try to bring order to various gritty dirty aliens. But, just like it’s possible to like baseball and hockey, it’s pretty easy to like both. (For one thing, in this day and age, who doesn’t like Star Wars?) Where you can actually find some serious, blood thirsty, extra crispy divisions is within Trek fandom.
A brief history lesson – Gene Roddenberry begat Star Trek, and it was good. Kirk, Spock and the rest of the crew traveled from planet to planet meeting babes, fighting Klingons, and dealing with metaphors for all of the problems from the sixties. There was a short-lived animated series, the less said about it the better. After a break of a decade or so, we were introduced to The Next Generation who had a weak start, but ended up providing some of the greatest hours of sci-fi on television. Spinning out of that came something unique in Star Trek lore, a serialized space-opera set on the space station Deep Space Nine. Next, we joined the first lady captain who took us on a long slog through the Delta Quadrant. And, finally, they Quantum Leaped us back in time to the very first ship with the name Enterprise.
How these five (six) shows are ranked determines whether one Trekkie will get along with another. To the layperson, this must seem very silly. I mean, they are all so closely tied together that three of them feature ships named Enterprise. Even when the show doesn’t have an Enterprise, there’s some sort of Enterprise cameo. (DS9 literally had the Enterprise-D appear in it, and Voyager had appearances by Geordi, Troi, Riker and Barclay from Next Generation and Sulu and Janice Rand from The Original Series.) But, unless you really watch them, you can’t appreciate just how different they all are.
Now, I’d love to say something like, “Why can’t we all just get along!?” But, I can’t do it. Like a true Trekkie, I have my own ranking. I’m a little trepidatious to actually reveal it, because I don’t want to alienate any Trekkie readers I might have who feel differently, but here goes.
- Star Trek: The Next Generation
- Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
- Star Trek
- Star Trek: Voyager
I’ll get into the reasons in the next week or two, but I will say this – I haven’t seen that much of Enterprise. I tried to get into it when it started, and I just couldn’t do it. So, if you think there are some episodes that I should watch to change these rankings, post them in the comments.
Graham Becksted has been watching a lot of Star Trek lately and he’s got a lot to say. He is the author of Graham’s Grumbles the second blog by that name that is listed in Google results when you search for Graham’s Grumbles. If you would like to be his 62nd follower (thank you, bots), he can be followed on Twitter @GrahamBecksted.