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It’s the next instalment of my continuing series on comic book moustaches in honor of Movember! This week, it happens to be all DC again.
The greatest crime fighter in Gotham City who doesn’t wear a cape and/or mask. He’s been in comics as long as Batman has, and he has a trusty sidekick too – His luscious moustache. It commands respect from all who see it, and he used it’s thick bristles to help him sweep the corrupt police force clean. It’s also one of many Mos that have helped the caped crusader. Alfred is also best known with a pencil thin stache, and Bruce Wayne’s own father is often seen with a thick soup strainer.
Old Bruce Wayne
Speaking of Master Bruce, in the classic mini-series The Dark Knight Returns he grew his own food catcher. Obviously inspired by all the great moustaches around him, he wore one with pride at the beginning of the series. Unfortunately, it served as a bushy symbol of his cozy retirement. It was just too comfortable. So, when he decided to get back into the cape and cowl, he tragically shaved off his Just-For-Men-ed facial hair. And, sure, he went on some more adventures. Yeah, he beat up Superman. But, he never looked as smooth again.
Finally, this gentleman does not help the mustachioed cause. His death is the opening scene of the classic comic book series Watchmen. As his surprised, mouth browed face plummets to the pavement below, you can’t help but feel sorry for him. However, the more you learn about him, the more you realize he might just deserve the fate he gets. Pre-Stache, he tries to rape one of his teammates. Post-Stache, he revels in burning people alive in Vietnam, he kills a woman who is pregnant with his child, and is just generally a big dick. But, this is arguably the greatest comic series ever written, by arguably the greatest writer the medium has ever known, felt the need to include a moustache as the only example of facial hair we see. Thus, the stache is arguably the greatest piece of facial hair the world has ever known. I rest my case.
Graham Becksted is a big fan of moustaches. He is also the author of Graham’s Grumbles, the second blog by that name that is listed in Google results when you search for Graham’s Grumbles. If you would like to be his 94th follower (thank you, bots), he can be followed on Twitter @GrahamBecksted.
This week, I would like to present a retort to Mr. Jones’ column from a couple of weeks ago. In it, he asserted that Superman is devoid of character and is not deserving of starring in serialized fiction. For the record, I’m not a huge fan of Superman in general. I find him too overpowered, and a little too boyscouty. But, there are some indisputable facts that can be used to defend Supes from Mr. Jones’ onslaught.
Firstly, and most notably, Superman comics have been in print uninterrupted since 1938 when Action Comics #1 was released. At various times, he has also been featured in Superman, Man Of Steel, Man Of Tomorrow, Justice Society, World’s Finest, Justice League, Legion Of Superheroes, Superboy, Superman/Batman, Superman’s Pal Jimmy Olsen, and Superman’s Girlfriend Lois Lane. Amongst others. For a while, Action Comics was even published on a weekly basis. There were other times when there were four in continuity Superman solo-titles released a month. On top of that, he had various team commitments, cameos, and out of continuity appearances. I would like to think that after almost 75 years and well over a thousand issues that he would have developed a character of some sort.
Now, let’s take a look at the roster of people who have written Superman at one time or another. It’s almost impossible to name an important figure in comics who hasn’t done a Superman story. Chris Claremont, John Byrne, Neal Adams, Mark Millar, Grant Morrison, Geoff Johns, Jim Lee, Bryan Hitch, Frank Quitely, and Greg Rucka have all written a Superman story or two in their day. Some of the most respected names in comics and out have taken the Man of Tomorrow for a spin – Alan Moore, Neil Gaiman, Jeph Loeb, J. Michael Strazcynski, Brad Meltzer, and Richard Donner. On top of all that, even Jack Kirby and Stan Lee, two creators who couldn’t be more associated with Marvel, have done Superman stories. I can’t imagine all of these people working on the character if there was nothing there but a blank slate. He must offer something to intrigue them.
Matt is right when he says that he is the prototypical superhero. Every other superhero owes a debt to him as they are all reflections of him from Captain Marvel to Lobo. But, that does not necessarily mean that he’s got a personality. The fact is every creator brings their own spice to the Superman mix. There are a few constants, though. He represents the idealized middle-American, white-bread, country boy. He believes in equality, and freedom, and saving as many people as possible. He tends to not use his powers for personal gain, as evidenced by the fact that he doesn’t rob banks or constantly win the lottery. On the other hand, he has won Pulitzer prizes for his interviews with himself. He’s also a good leader, and an inspiration to other heroes. He’s the whole reason the Legion Of Super Heroes exists!
As evidence for all of this, I shall present some storylines that I’ve read that I think exemplify his personality. First off, Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale’s Superman For All Seasons. This is a retelling of his coming of age, kind of like Smallville. It’s about him coming to grips with his powers, and the responsibility that comes with them. Next, the other extreme, The Death Of Superman by Dan Jurgens, Louise Simonson and a crap load of others. This is Superman fighting a guy to the death to protect his adopted home simply because it’s the right thing to do. There’s a great moment where he is getting interviewed, and certain members of the studio audience are criticizing him. During a commercial break he leaves because he’s needed in the fight against Doomsday. Even when he’s not very popular, he still goes out to fight the good fight. And lastly, the awesome Alan Moore story “For The Man Who Has Everything”. One of Superman’s enemies, Mongul, hooks Superman into this alien plant thing that makes him imagine he’s living the life he wishes he had in his heart of hearts. That life turns out to be as just a regular joe back on Krypton. It’s a pretty cool story, especially when Superman breaks loose of the plant’s control.
So, I rest my case. Superman, while not being the most intriguing character ever created, is definitely worthy of our respect and is a pretty prime example of a good character.
Now that his work here is done, Graham Becksted is going to put his glasses on and slip into the background. He is the author of Graham’s Grumbles the second blog by that name that is listed in Google results when you search for Graham’s Grumbles. If you would like to be his 59th follower (thank you, bots), he can be followed on Twitter @GrahamBecksted.