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On January 1, 2016, it seems like as good a day as any to reminisce about the best and worst parts of 2015. By which I mean, of course, the best bits of pop culture! What follows is a completely unscientific list of my favorite moments that I can recall right now. So, in no particular order, let’s start: (more…)
It’s been 32 years, but finally we have a new Star Wars movie! I saw it on the weekend and I’m going to see it again before this week is out, but I figured now would be as good a time as any to put my thoughts on paper. And I should warn you now, there will be spoilers. (more…)
For a long time, Star Wars was dead. There wasn’t anything new for fans after Return of the Jedi until the Phantom Menace, unless you count a couple of Ewok movies or the cartoons. The only place the story actually continued was in the novels and the comic books. The same can now be said for Star Trek. But, are those stories worth the paper they’re printed on? Are they little more than expensive fan fiction? I guess the answer to those questions is at least partly based on how you feel about fan fiction. (more…)
I’m a pretty big Star Wars fan. Not huge, exactly. I mean, I haven’t read many of the novels. I don’t really know who Mara Jade is. I couldn’t tell you what species Darth Maul is. But, if we’re sticking to just the movies, I know my stuff. Another area of Star Wars lore that I’m pretty deficient in is the comic books. I’m sure some have been great over the years, but at this point they all seem to be kind of filler. (more…)
Once again, I’m a little late with this post. Normally, I post on Tuesday, but I saw Avengers 2 again yesterday and as much as I’d like to write more about that delightful film I’m sure you’d rather read something new. Luckily, I saw something today that’s much newer. Mad Max: Fury Road!
Let’s start with the negative: It felt to me a touch, a smidge, a wee bit long.
The positive: Everything else. (more…)
As I am sure you are all aware, this past weekend was San Diego Comic Con 2014. To all the people who were lucky enough to attend, I’d like to say on behalf of the rest of us “Screw you guys.” This sentiment definitely includes the Co-Uberfriend in Chief. Unless he brings me something back. In which case, “Screw you guys except for the Co-Uberfriend in Chief who is a hero to us all.” (more…)
When I was much younger, I used to think that Darth Maul doing a butterfly twist in Star Wars Episode 1 was the coolest thing in the world.
The Beatles seem to be the only musicians that everyone likes. Everyone’s heard of them and even if you hate everything about them you still grudgingly like Yellow Submarine. I think the closest equivalent to that in the movie world is Star Wars. Even if you haven’t seen a full movie, you know who Darth Vader is. You know what the Force is. You probably hate Jar Jar Binks on principle.
While the preceding paragraph might be a bit of an exaggeration, it won’t be for long. A couple of years ago now, Disney purchased the Star Wars franchise from Mr. George Lucas so it’s about to become a whole lot more ubiquitous. They’ve announced that they eventually want to release 1 Star Wars movie a year. Maybe a Chewbacca movie. Maybe a Boba Fett movie. Maybe Jabba The Hutt’s high school years. But the main focus is always going to be on the trilogy. Specifically, completing the trilogy of trilogies.
The first step was poaching Mr. J.J. Abrams from the Star Trek film series and giving him the director’s hat for episode 7. Now, they have to work out a story. They’ve already fired one writer, and now Mr. Abrams and Lawrence Kasdan (the writer of The Empire Strikes Back and Raiders of the Lost Arc) are working on a new script. There are tons of rumours floating around as to what this movie could be about, and who could be in it. In fact, they’ve all but confirmed that Luke, Han and Leia will be back. What they haven’t confirmed is how big a part they will play.
The latest that I’ve heard is that they will be main characters. I can’t think of a bigger mistake than that. Look, I love those actors. They brought to life a rip roaring adventure that has captured imaginations for decades. But, that adventure ended 30 years ago. Those people have lived extensively, and have changed a lot in appearance. The audience is going to see them on screen and have to mentally fill in those last thirty years.
Harrison Ford got his ear pierced at some point in that time. Am I going to think, ‘Han must have had a midlife crisis at some point and decided to try to look cool.’ Mark Hamill has spent much of the last three decades sitting behind a microphone doing voice over work. Will the audience assume that Luke gave up on being a Jedi to sit around and levitate Twinkies into his mouth? Carrie Fisher’s drug and alcohol problems are pretty well documented- are we going to be wondering if the force Leia’s talking about is cocaine?
I don’t know about you, but I’m not terribly interested in the Skywalker’s adventures in the senior’s home. Maybe that makes me ageist, but I’d be surprised of Disney didn’t also share my concerns. I think the Star Wars movies need to be about the next generation. Sure, a cameo here and there is fine, but starring roles? I think that’s better left to the Zac Efron’s of the world. (Disclaimer: This is not an endorsement of Zac Efron being in a Star Wars movie.)
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In the last few months we have learned that there will be more Star Wars movies, and that the first one will be directed by Mr. J. J. Abrams. We know that these ones will take place after the original trilogy, and that it will be the first of many. I’m pretty sure Disney has said that they would like to put out at least one a year. That’s all well and good, and totally within their rights to do. I’m not going to act surprised or disappointed that a huge corporation is going to try and milk as much money as they can out of one of the most lucrative franchises in the world. I do think, though, that these movies are going to do a disservice to the most loyal Star Wars fans.
Those fans are the ones who have eaten up everything and anything branded with the Star Wars logo over the past 35 years. They bought the comics, toys, novels, video games, and t-shirts. They have kept this franchise alive as much, if not more so, than George Lucas himself. They know the characters better than their creator.
If the prequel trilogy is any indication, everything that they know about the future of the Star Wars universe is going to be ignored and disregarded. For example, the creators who worked on the novels and comic books took Boba Fett, a bounty hunter who was in less than ten minutes of the original trilogy, and turned him into the biggest bad ass in the universe. They created an interesting origin for him, and made him an integral part of the continuing story. The prequel trilogy completely disregarded everything that had already been written about him and turned him into a lame clone baby.
Now, sure, there’s definitely stuff in the expanded universe that might be best forgotten. For instance, Chewbacca getting crushed to death by a moon. But, there is also cool stuff like Grand Admiral Thrawn and the continuing adventures of Wedge Antilles and Rogue Squadron that shouldn’t just be swept away. If it is, that stuff just becomes expensive fan fiction.
What keeps me somewhat hopeful that all of that stuff doesn’t get completely forgotten is Mr. Abrams himself. In taking over the Star Trek franchise, he wanted to do his own thing. His mandate was to take the most iconic characters and make them cool again. Thanks to time travel, he managed to do that without invalidating all of the spinoffs that came before. Maybe he can do something similar with Star Wars.
I’m not suggesting he do time travel again, all I’m asking is he acknowledge all of the established continuity even if it’s just in passing. We know that the stars of the original trilogy will be popping up in some capacity, but maybe make them background characters or cameos. Let the expanded universe be their story, and have these movies be about someone new. If there are some renegade Imperials about, make one of them blue. When Luke Skywalker pops up, have him be married to a woman named Mara Jade. Little things like that could keep old fans happy while creating new content for the universe.
That’s what I think, anyway. I’m sure Star Wars will do just fine whether they take my advice or not. But, the prequel trilogy has already chiseled away a lot of the hardcore fanbase, and I think this would be a good way to avoid alienating the rest.
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… and it plans to make new Star Wars movies every 2 to 3 years.
Here’s what I think will happen. Sequels are rarely as good as the original when the original is unusually good. It’s hard to hit a home run twice in a row. Films like Terminator 2 and Godfather 2 are the exceptions rather than the rule. On that basis, the new Star Wars films will likely suck compared to the original. But many people will still go see it anyways and Disney will keep milking the franchise until it dies a Rock Band death.
On the other hand, maybe the new Star Wars movies won’t be so bad. Maybe Disney will be smart enough to not let the director write the entire script on his/her own. The Star Wars prequels were atrocious:
I don’t like sand. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft… and smooth.
Have you seen Matrix 2? Prometheus? Some directors just need help from professional writers. The new Star Wars movies might… just maybe… turn out to be half-decent.
Here’s an interview with George Lucas where he talks about the sale:
To me, it seems that George Lucas is a little tired of making movies.