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Graham Makes An Observation

Something occurred to me this weekend that I’d like to discuss here. It’s not important, or culturally relevant, just something that struck me. I also have not any research into this, so it’s purely anecdotal based on stuff that is rattling around in my head. So, with those disclaimers out of the way, here’s my thought: Until recently, the most important characters within the Marvel universe were the least important outside of it. (more…)

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Christmas 2015

‘Twas the week before Christmas and all through the house Graham dreamed of presents that probably won’t be. All right, that’s about as much of that as I can handle. Sure it’s a little last minute, but if you need to get a present for me or one of my many clones roaming the city here are some recommendations. (more…)

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Graham Grumbles About The Gotham That Could Have Been

I shouldn’t be doing this. I have to be up early tomorrow and it’s already midnight. But, I haven’t posted a Grumble this week and I just finished reading something that I feel I need to talk about. On my way home tonight, I finished Gotham Central for the first time. (more…)

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Big News Tuesday!

Good evening! I spent a good chunk of yesterday racking my brain trying to come up with a topic for this week’s post. Nothing came to me. I figured I’d wait and see if anything inspired me. Then, Tuesday came and it came hard! Interesting comic news was plastered all over the place! So, let’s begin with the biggest news:

Batffleck Begins!

Batffleck in the Batflesh

Batffleck in the Batflesh


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It’s been a big week for superheroes on screens. I could talk about The Amazing Spider-Man 2, but I haven’t seen it yet. I could talk about the recently released trailer for Gotham, but it’s less than a minute long. So, despite those biggish events, I’m going to talk about something a little more abstract. (more…)

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Next In Line For Death? Wolverine

Did you know that all Simpsons episodes have titles? Since they don’t show up on screen, most people refer to the episodes by what happens in them instead. Like, the one with Frank Grimes, or the one where Bart gets an elephant. I happen to have an episode guide, so I know some of the titles. My favorite is called, “So it’s Come To This: A Simpsons Clip Show.” I like how it anticipates the reaction of the audience. With that in mind, I feel like the upcoming X-Men event should have been called, “So it’s Come to This: Wolverine Dies.” (more…)

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The Collected Comics Conundrum

I’m a total Marvel zombie so you might want to take that into consideration while reading this week’s Grumble. This isn’t to say that I don’t like DC comics, or any of the other companies. In fact, there are some DC titles in particular that I’ve been very interested in at various times. For instance, I was very interested in the Green Lantern Blackest Night storyline. In fact, I was so interested that I went back and got a bunch of stories leading up to it, including Green Lantern Rebirth and the Sinestro Corps War. While they weren’t my favorite comics, they were certainly entertaining and full of good ideas. (more…)

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“Welcome to Gotham, bitch!”

Last week I bitched and moaned about a popular TV show not living up to expectations. This week, I’m writing about a TV show that is setting up some pretty high expectations without a single frame of it having been shot. Some time ago, it was announced that a TV series about the Gotham City police force was in the works. Basically, a cop procedural show in Batman’s hometown minus Batman. This past weekend, they announced that Benjamin McKenzie from The O.C. and Southland has been cast as the future commissioner of Gotham, James Gordon. And finally, today they announced some of the other characters who will be appearing – The Penguin, Gordon’s fiancé Barbara, and Sarah Essen another police officer who, at least in the comics, is romantically interested in Gordon. (more…)

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Enough With The Wonder Woman Grumbling

When the Guardians of the Galaxy movie was announced, most people there seemed to be an equal mix of excitement and indifference. Those who had heard of the somewhat characters before were stoked that this eclectic group would get the big-screen Avengers treatment. Those who hadn’t heard of them uttered a dismissive “who?” But, somewhere between those two extremes, was another group that could muster only disdain. They were disappointed, not unjustly, that a movie starring a space faring, gun-toting, easily agitated racoon would be made before one starring Wonder Woman.

Like I said, I don’t disagree. But, it’s not like DC hasn’t tried. Joel Silver (producer of the Matrix trilogy, Die Hard, and Lethal Weapon) spent years trying to get a movie off the ground. He hired Joss Whedon to work on a script, and even purchased a World War 2 set story from another writer. None of it took off.

Conspiracy theories on this topic abound. One of the most commonly cited “facts” is that Hollywood producers don’t believe female action heroes lead to blockbusters. And while I’m sure there are some people out there who might think that, I don’t think it’s prevalent enough that it would stop them from making the movie. While Silver had the rights (the fact that tried to get this movie made alone should dispel this theory) there were two Tomb Raider movies, a slew of Resident Evil and Underworld flicks, Kill Bill(s), Catwoman, Aeon Flux, Ultraviolet, Elektra, etc., etc. Clearly, Hollywood has an appetite for making action movies with female leads.

The real problem, I think, is that DC hasn’t been in control of its filmmaking destiny until recently. They’ve been owned by Time-Warner for many years, but that company tended to keep it’s comic division and movie division pretty separate. Marvel, on the other hand, has been able to be intimately involved in their most successful franchise. DC has consistently brought in outsiders to write and direct their movies, Marvel has kept their creative people in the loop on all of their productions. I mean, who better than the people who have guided the characters in their native format for years to help bring them to the big screen? If DC asked Greg Rucka, Gail Simone, Brian Azzarello and Phil Jimenez to brainstorm Wonder Woman movie ideas I don’t think you’d get just one great movie idea – you’d get an entire franchise.

Last week, Warner Bros. made a surprise announcement. Not only did they reveal that Wonder Woman will be in the Superman Vs. Batman movie, they also revealed who would be playing her – Gal Gadot from the Fast and the Furious movies. While there was the typical Internet backlash as there always seems to be when someone is cast as a famous character (see Daniel Craig as James Bond, Heath Ledger as The Joker, and most recently Ben Affleck as Batfleck) there was another group that was ticked off for a much stupider reason. The very first tweet that I read about this casting announcement was from someone who was complaining that Wonder Woman’s first big screen appearance won’t be in her own movie. There’s just no pleasing some people!

First, they’re unhappy that Wonder Woman hasn’t appeared in a movie, now they’re unhappy that she isn’t the star of the movie, next I’m sure they’ll be complaining that she doesn’t immediately kill Batman and Superman and take over the world. Wonder Woman, as I’ve discussed before, is a really hard character to nail down. Everyone knows what makes a great Batman movie – he’s a dark knight. Superman is a big, blue boyscout. Wonder Woman is… well… Wonder Woman. She’s gone through more character changes than any other superhero that I can think of. Within a few years, she went from an ambassador, to the Goddess of Truth, to a secret agent. With that in mind, I think it makes a lot of sense that DC film people want to test the waters with their version of the character before they throw a ton of money at a feature-length Wonder Woman story.

Graham Becksted is eagerly waiting for Gadot. He is also the author of Graham’s Grumbles, the second blog by that name that is listed in Google results when you search for Graham’s Grumbles. If you would like to be his 94th follower (thank you, bots), he can be followed on Twitter @GrahamBecksted.


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Mo Staches

It’s the next instalment of my continuing series on comic book moustaches in honor of Movember! This week, it happens to be all DC again.

Commissioner Gordon

Commissioner Gordon (by Tim Sale)

Commissioner Gordon (by Tim Sale)

The greatest crime fighter in Gotham City who doesn’t wear a cape and/or mask. He’s been in comics as long as Batman has, and he has a trusty sidekick too – His luscious moustache. It commands respect from all who see it, and he used it’s thick bristles to help him sweep the corrupt police force clean. It’s also one of many Mos that have helped the caped crusader. Alfred is also best known with a pencil thin stache, and Bruce Wayne’s own father is often seen with a thick soup strainer.

Old Bruce Wayne

Bruce Wayne from The Dark Knight Returns

Bruce Wayne from The Dark Knight Returns (by Frank Miller)

Speaking of Master Bruce, in the classic mini-series The Dark Knight Returns he grew his own food catcher. Obviously inspired by all the great moustaches around him, he wore one with pride at the beginning of the series. Unfortunately, it served as a bushy symbol of his cozy retirement. It was just too comfortable. So, when he decided to get back into the cape and cowl, he tragically shaved off his Just-For-Men-ed facial hair. And, sure, he went on some more adventures. Yeah, he beat up Superman. But, he never looked as smooth again.

The Comedian

The Comedian (by J.G. Jones... I think)

The Comedian (by J.G. Jones… I think)

Finally, this gentleman does not help the mustachioed cause. His death is the opening scene of the classic comic book series Watchmen. As his surprised, mouth browed face plummets to the pavement below, you can’t help but feel sorry for him. However, the more you learn about him, the more you realize he might just deserve the fate he gets. Pre-Stache, he tries to rape one of his teammates. Post-Stache, he revels in burning people alive in Vietnam, he kills a woman who is pregnant with his child, and is just generally a big dick. But, this is arguably the greatest comic series ever written, by arguably the greatest writer the medium has ever known, felt the need to include a moustache as the only example of facial hair we see. Thus, the stache is arguably the greatest piece of facial hair the world has ever known. I rest my case.

Graham Becksted is a big fan of moustaches. He is also the author of Graham’s Grumbles, the second blog by that name that is listed in Google results when you search for Graham’s Grumbles. If you would like to be his 94th follower (thank you, bots), he can be followed on Twitter @GrahamBecksted.

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