Sure, lot’s of people wish their lives could be more like the stories and styles of the mediums they enjoy; in this case: video games. Heck, that’s one of the reasons MMORPGs are so big.
Well, each week I’ll be giving you all a tip on how you can make your life more like a video game, in subtle ways that won’t alienate you from the rest of the world (i.e. I’m not gonna tell you to jump on turtles or extract the souls of your enemies to level up your fighting abilities).
Instead of running errands, call them “missions“
When people ask you what you’re up to, you can honestly tell them, “I’m on a mission.”
Bonus action: when you’ve completed a “mission” have a ring tone ready on your cell phone or other mobile audio device. Posing while your stats tally-up is optional.